The Golden Globes Song that made me want to stab my eyes out...

For those of you that don't regularly watch The Golden Globes, NBC generally makes (I hesitate to say composes) up a song for the intro, set to the tune of a popular, and in this case, already awful tune. This year, they chose, The Pussycat Dolls Don't Cha. Here are they lyrics, for all to enjoy.

I know it’s Globe time
I know it’s Globe time
Here’s how I know
Here’s how I know
I know we won’t see this many stars at any other show
Desperate Housewives
These Desperate Housewives
are matched pearl to pearl
Here is Capote and Johnny Cash
And his name is Earl
Don’t ya think that Jaime looks hot tonight?
Don’t ya think that Reese has a shot tonight?
Don’t ya?Don’t ya?
Don’t ya love that Russell can throw left hooks?
Don’t ya love the cowboy with his good looks?
Don’Dont ya?
Gwyneth the baby
She’s a baby
George could win three
He could win three
Hannibal Lecter is licking his lips to taste the Cecil B,
This guy’s a riot
He’s a riot
Funny worldwide
Funny worldwide
I hope that this cast that’s known as Lost can find their seats inside
Don’t ya dig the bling on the robes tonight?
Don’t ya want to come to the Globes tonight?
Don’t ya?Don’t ya?!?

By far, the worst line has to be the one about Hannibal licking his lips. For God's sake, hasn't Anthony Hopkins proven himself as a serious actor enough to be excluded from this wretched tune? Dear Lord.

The Golden Globes themselves really aren't that bad, especially because they recognized my favorite performance this year by Phillip Seymore Hoffman.